Santorum in the spotlight

At first, I was incensed that Rick Santorum was still getting press coverage. Seeing as the nomination is pretty much Romney's to lose, unless Cain somehow rides the current wave of enthusiasm to victory (unlikely) or Perry learns to construct a coherent sentence in a recognizable form of the English language (even more unlikely), Santorum is pretty much dead in the water at this point. And yet, he still slithers his way back into public discourse, this time setting his homosexuality obsession on men showering together which is a completely normal topic to occupy the mind of a normal straight man with no hangups about sexuality, obviously.

I was incensed because here is this man basically soliciting donations from American cavemen hell bent on the belief that homosexuality somehow adversely affects their awful, hate-filled lives. Then I realized, fuck those people. These mouth breathers send their money to Santorum, and while it's infuriating that he pockets it and likely uses it to renew his Playgirl subscription (purely for research purposes), it's reassuring to know that every cent spent on the pipe dream of a Santorum Administration in the White House is a cent not spent supporting one of those other GOP lunatics.

So, thanks homophobes and bible thumpers! Your useful combination of poverty and ignorance came in very handy. Keep up the good work.